Confession

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:53 am Post subject: Confession

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman."
The priest asks, "What do you mean, almost?"

"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.

The priest quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

"Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in."

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:44 pm Post subject:

LOL He found a loophole. Seriously though, how dare he try to cheap out a church. He should be sent to Australia.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:27 pm Post subject:

Use against his own words [Razz]

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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:58 pm Post subject:

hahahahaha, I love that joke, heard it recently though so it has lost it's edge slightly.

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