Corny Jokes

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:08 pm Post subject: Corny Jokes

1. 2 peanuts walked down the road. One was assaulted (a salted).

2. Two muffins in an oven. The first said "Boy is it hot in here!" The second said "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:33 pm Post subject:

Cute

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:54 am Post subject:

As I read them out loud to my family they laugh histerically... just the kind of jokes the like [Very Happy]

Thanks for heering me up!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:17 am Post subject:

Hahahah, I <3 corny jokes like that. :]

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:33 pm Post subject:

A man walks into a bar. The next day he walks into it again. You'd have thought he'd learn the first time.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:15 pm Post subject:

lol

that reminds me of the time ......

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:03 pm Post subject:

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:33 pm Post subject:

so stupid theyre funny, gotta love those jokes, more

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:38 pm Post subject:

Yea I know what you mean, it's like one of those things that you want more of... I want to say drugs.. but its not...

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:10 pm Post subject:

yeh corny jokes are the the foundation of funny there just ridicoulous

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:41 pm Post subject:

A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any gwapes?"

The bartender replies "no."

The next day the duck walks in and asks again. The answer is still no. This continues for a few days until the bartender finally screams "The next time you ask I'm going to nail your webbed feet to the floor!"

The next day the duck walks in and asks "Got any nails?"

"No." Replied the bartender.

"In that case" said the duck, "got any gwapes?"

Gwapes = Grapes.

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:03 am Post subject:

A caterpillar walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'hey, I've got a drink named after you!" and the caterpillar says, "you've got a drink named Steeeeeve?!"

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:57 pm Post subject:

lmao corny jokes are my fave

What do you call a snail on a ship ? a snailor

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:26 pm Post subject:

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:33 am Post subject:

How come corny jokes dont have say corn?(lol corn ahaha)

Anyway.... a couple stupid ones

What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony!

I went to the grocery store and bought some eggs, some milk and some bread, and also a henway.
What’s a henway, you ask?
Oh, about three or four pounds.

Q: Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?
A: He might pikachu!!

and a classic

i had a dream last night that i was eating a giant marshmallow . i woke up and my pillow was gone

i might post more later...