Corny Jokes

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:30 am Post subject:

Haha the pillow one made me laugh the hardest. And I didn't get the Tony one for like five minutes.

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject:

i horse goes up the hill and comes back with 3- a hipo falls on the horse [Smile]

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject:

HoppieBunneh, I can't understand half of the things you say.

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:19 am Post subject:

K here's somemore.

Q.whats rupets the bears middle name?
A. ’the’

Picture This:
You lying in bed,
just gazing up at the stars.
Then you wonder "Where the hell is the roof?!"

Q:What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A:A stick.

Q:How do you confuse a female archeaologist?
A:Give her a used tampon and ask her which period it`s from

and

Q:What did batman say to robin before they got into the car??
A:Robin.... Get in the car...

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:45 am Post subject:

I love those arisu!

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:52 am Post subject:

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:18 pm Post subject:

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed awake all night wondering about the existence of Dog

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:34 pm Post subject:

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject:

ahaha get in the car wow that a good one lol [Laughing]

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:18 am Post subject:

Why are there so many wings and wongs in the phone book? so you don't wing the wong number

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:48 pm Post subject:

Peanut butter cookies are made out of peanut butter.. but.. what are girl scout cookies made out of?

[Razz]

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:02 pm Post subject:

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:03 pm Post subject:

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:58 pm Post subject:

I havent said jokes like these since i was a little kid haha

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:13 pm Post subject:

ooo i found my joke book!yesss

Docter Docter i keep hearing ringing in my ears

Docter:where else did you think youd hear it?