A guy walks into a bar and sees a pile of 50 dollar bills on the floor. He asked the bartender what its for and the bartender says that the first person to make the horse in the other room laugh, gets it all. The man walks in and comes out a few minutes later and the horse is laughing hysterically. The bartender asks how he did it and the man says he told the horse he had a bigger dick then him. He took the cash and left.
The next day he comes back and theres another wad of bills. The bartender says that the horse is still laughing and the firts person to make him cry would get it. Willingly the man went in and a couple minutes later, he came out. The bartender asked how he did it and the man said he proved it.
nooo like first day he says i got a bigger dick than you then the horse starts laughing then the next day the guy proved that he had a bigger dick than the horse so he started crying