Knock Knock Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:10 pm Post subject:

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Pikachu
Pikachu who?
Why would I peek at you?
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe tell me some knock knock jokes?
(Canoe= Can you)
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner
(Justin= Just in)
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Butcher
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me
(Butcher= Put your)
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad...
(Ivan= I've been)
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Statue
Statue who?
Statue that laughed a minute ago?
(Statue= Is that you)
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
(Radio= Ready or not)
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you people!
(Olive= All of you)
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Doris
Doris who?
The doris locked
(doris= Door is)
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Champ
Champ who?
Champ poo your hair, it's dirty
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Italian
Italian who?
Italian you for the last time, open up this door!
(Italian= I tell you)
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Hehehe I got them from a site... [Very Happy]

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:35 am Post subject:

Thas a whole lotta knock jokes. Bein Italian, I liked the last one the best.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:31 pm Post subject:

oh ya I got two funny ones..

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Your mom
Your mom who?
You don't know who your mom is??..
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Spell
Spell who?
W...H....O

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:48 pm Post subject:

xD!!! I love that Spell one

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:22 pm Post subject:

knock knock

who's there?

Shelby

Shelby who?

shelby coming around the mountain when she comes lol

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:35 pm Post subject:

lol i dont get urs hoppiebunneh

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:53 pm Post subject:

Neither did I. His jokes are a little wack. Not the good wack either. [Laughing]

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:27 am Post subject:

Whack?? Monkey?? Huh??

I remember the old days of Knock, Knock jokes ......

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:05 pm Post subject:

knock knock

who's there?

turnip

turnip who?

turn up the heater, its cold in here!

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:50 pm Post subject:

Not funny at all.

&_&

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:27 am Post subject:

Twas pretty classy of a joke I say, +1 karma for the bunny!

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:03 am Post subject:

knock knock

who's there?

cargo

cargo who?

car go beep beep!

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:07 pm Post subject:

Arg! Old!! -1 karma!!

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject:

This is how the karma system should be run, not by how much you hate the person, but about the quality of their posts.

In this case, we would be talking about the quality of their jokes. [Wink]

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:00 pm Post subject:

I see my karma is dropping quickly, tis gone from +3, -1 to +3, -4!