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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:21 pm
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Here's mine:
1. Your momma is so dumb she went to the movie Juice
and brought a cup.
2. Your momma is so poor she got a mcchicken from mcdonalds and asked "Can I put this on lay-a-way
Anyone else got any?
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Sina
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:30 pm
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yo mamas so fat, it takes 2 busses, 3 trains and a plane ride to get to her good side
why do surfers like your mom so much? one slap and your riding the waves
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Robbie
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:32 pm
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you momma's so fat she has to lay her laundry on the lawn to dry.
Ah these are so over rated...
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Last edited by Robbie on Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:57 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Jd
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:18 pm
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Yo momma so ugly she got in the shower and the water got out lol
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up hmm theres alot more i know i might post them laterz
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Sina
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:28 pm
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| Robbie wrote: | you momma's so fat she has to lay her laungry on the lawn to dry.
Ah these are so over rated... |
my friend and I were making random retarded jokes in auto class this morning, he came up with a couple good ones, alot of them racist but funny
heres one that he made up thats similar to yours
your moms so fat, she uses the driveway as an ironing board
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:53 pm
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private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }
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Roman
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:06 am
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yo mama so greasy she used bacon for a band-aid
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Robbie
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:10 am
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Ahahaha, bacon <3
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Hemsley
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:35 pm
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You're mama so fat she bleeds milkshakes!
From In Living Colour:
Yo mama so bold, when she wear a turtle neck she look like a busted condom!
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K-Bot
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:49 pm
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your mamas so ulgy she makes michael jackson look like brad pit
Your Mamas So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
your mama's so fat small objects orbit her.
haha i love these jokes
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:16 pm
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| K-Bot wrote: | Your Mamas So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'... |
Haha, that one was my favorite out of all of these.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:29 pm
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haha dude that one is awesome and the free willy one its really dumb but so amusing
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:44 am
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You're mama smells so bad when she wears deoderant people insist she is wearing The Wrong Guard.
He He He I made that one up myself! ![[Laughing]](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif "Laughing")
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:17 am
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| Hemsley wrote: | You're mama smells so bad when she wears deoderant people insist she is wearing The Wrong Guard.
He He He I made that one up myself! |
hahahaha dude you got skills haha
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Pixelicious
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:01 pm
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Yo momma's so fat she uses a paint roller as a lipstick
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