Blonde Jokes

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:13 pm Post subject: Blonde Jokes

I couldn't believe no ones made a blonde jokes thread but heres one now.
Anyways here we go:

There we two blondes sitting on the beach.. Then one asks the other which ones farther Florida or the Moon and she Said well duhh can you see florida? lol someone told me that a while ago i think thats how it goes but if you think about it its kinda funny

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:08 pm Post subject:

Haha niiice.

A blonde tells her brunette friend about how she wants to build a rocket that goes to the sun. Seeing as we have rockets that go to the moon, why not the sun? Then her brunette friend asks, 'But won't you burn up before you even reach the sun?'
The blonde replies with, 'No, silly! We're going to fly when it's nighttime, because the sun isn't out!'

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:39 pm Post subject:

Nice!

A Blonde, brunette, and a red head are sitting in the pregnancy waiting room in the hospital. They begin talking about what they think their babies gender will be.

The Brunette says, "Mine will be a boy because I was on top!"
The Red head replies with, "Oh, then that will mean mine will be a boy because I was on the bottom."
At that the Blonde started crying. Then the Brunette and the Read head ask, "Whats wrong?"

"I'm going to have puppies because I did doggies style"

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:04 pm Post subject:

ahahahahaha thats a good one

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:22 am Post subject:

I know lots of blonde jokes, but I cant be stuffed typing them out cause I'm sooo tired.. *yawn* I sound like a blondist dont I?

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject:

nah more like someone spaming in a place thats not for spam

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:52 pm Post subject:

kay guys

I'll have to lock this topic if we don't get back to blonde jokes

What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
Air Pockets

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:04 pm Post subject:

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:43 pm Post subject:

Yeah it was pretty nice. [Razz]

!

Here are some inventions the Blondes would make.

1- A towel resistant to water.
2- A book on how to learn to read.
3- An index for the dictionnary
4- Water Powder
5- Transparent Toilet Paper

[Smile]

I tried!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject:

Lol those are pretty funny

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:53 pm Post subject:

Thanks.

My favourite one is pretty much the transparent toilet paper [Razz]

!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:17 pm Post subject:

yeh thats a good one lol

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject:

kk my sisters BF told me this joke

theres a man and a blone siting next to eash other and the blond is like can we play a game please?!?! and guys like ok fine and hes like ok lets play trivia and if i get it you give me 20 bucks and if you get it il give you 500 buck ok? so shes like ok! and he tells her a like law question and she doesent get it so she gives him 50 buck and then its her turn and shes like what comes up the hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3 and hes like dawn he gives her 500 bucks and hes like so wat was the anser and shes like erhwnsesh and gives him 50 bucks get it?

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:45 pm Post subject:

Why did the blonde cross the road?

We'll never know, because she was so stupid she got hit by ongoing traffic.