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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT!!!!!!
(you said you wanted one of these bad boys so I can't deny a mans wish!)
So here's how it is...
You are no longer a teenager - you are an old git like the rest of us.
You are 20 so you can do whatever you want these days. Canada isn't as sucky anymore.
But I will warn you, speaking as oldie, you will no longer be able to eat solid foods, your new best friend will be the blender and I'd stay away from drinking too many liquids or you're going to feel a warm sensation trickling down your leg pretty quick!
So you'll be going from this - cake smothered on your beautiful face
to pureed food on that ugly puss
More interesting facts.
So who else was born on your birthday?
Only the oh so fucking cool Johnny Knoxville!!!
Rupert Murdoch - the very powerful guy who owns the world
John Barrowman - that very feminine guy who likes to sing show tunes
In other news - history this time - The Great Blizzard of 1888, began on the 11th March, along the eastern seaboard of the United States, shutting down commerce and killing more than 400 of those dirty Americans.
Now last time I offered out Sarah to you and you didn't exactly jump at the opportunity, so much so the girl is getting married to some other guy! So I don't know if I should be offering you a girl or just slipping you an envelope full of cash so you can pick a nice hussy in your own time.. Better make it quite though because you start needing little blue pills!
Enjoy your day Matt
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Fatty Thighs Will Be No More
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That Jacksie''s Looking Great!