Lightbulb Jokes!

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:46 pm Post subject: Lightbulb Jokes!

how many yemenites does it take to change a lightbulb?
only one, but it must be a yemenite lightbulb.

how many palistinians does it take to change a lightbulb?

two, one to negotiate with the old bulb and one to shoot at it at the
same time.

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject:

*Menonite, not yeminite.

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:37 am Post subject:

lmao @ the palistinian one

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:31 pm Post subject:

not very funny, reminds me of family guy though

"How many dirty stinkin apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"3! One dirty stinkin ape to screw in the lightbulb, and twi dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at eachother"

rofl