Apples and Oranges

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:58 am Post subject: Apples and Oranges

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:58 pm Post subject:

Why are all your jokes so pervy [Razz]

But yeah - I've heard that before. Pretty strange xD

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:16 pm Post subject:

Well Isn't it easy to understand? Kris was the police officer. ;]

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:01 pm Post subject:

lol Ive heard that one before but stills makes me chuckle

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:13 pm Post subject:

thats some dirrty shiz

but funny

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:21 pm Post subject:

Haha, dirty, but funny.

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:39 pm Post subject:

haha.. so dirty, but so very funny!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:21 pm Post subject:

Lol thats a good one kris [Laughing]

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:43 pm Post subject:

That made me laugh! [Laughing]

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject:

Great joke, but I didn't see anything about an apple! All jokes with grandmas in them are funny, because grandmas are the best. Theyre so nice.

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:29 pm Post subject:

Lmao! That's so wrong but oh so hilarious

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:47 am Post subject:

First time I've heard that one, lmao, got any more?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:29 pm Post subject:

aha! thats funny but a bit dirty ya know

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:30 am Post subject:

Hahaha Looking at Amber's Avatar the first thing that came to mind..
"You smell like old people... and soap..... and I like it!!" Willy Wonka!