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My First Time      


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Kris
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:10 am    
Post subject: My First Time
This wasn't written by me, but I think it's pretty good - read it FULLY or you won't get it.

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread

Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a COW!


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Sarah
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:39 pm    
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I know the intents of it were to catch the pervs, but certain lines were put in there with the idea of sex, not cow-milking...


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Roman

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:06 pm    
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they were supposed to be like that, so it would surprise you at the end xD


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Sina

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:20 pm    
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his first time was with a cow? OMG WTF WRONGGGG




jokes, pretty good poem though, catches you off gaurd and BAM


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Nico

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:48 pm    
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Cows have breasts ?

[Rolling Eyes]


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Sina

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:40 pm    
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Nico wrote:
Cows have breasts ?

[Rolling Eyes]


they have one with 6 nipples, wouldnt that be considered a blasphemy or something? lol


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CanadianSmurf
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:40 pm    
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lol a couple years ago for his birthday my dad got him a really nifty wood carved keepsake box that had that on it [Razz]


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K-Bot

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:38 pm    
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LMAO im reading this saying how romantic then it has the change lmao


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Hemsley

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:17 am    
Post subject: Re: My First Time
Kris wrote:
This wasn't written by me, but I think it's pretty good - read it FULLY or you won't get it.

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread

Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a COW!


Talk about a case of mistaken identity LOL.


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redstar7

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:24 am    
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Haha, I love this so much.


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Hemsley

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:15 am    
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Sina wrote:
his first time was with a cow? OMG WTF WRONGGGG




jokes, pretty good poem though, catches you off gaurd and BAM


Yeah, I told my friends that, and only 1 guessed he was milking a cow before the poem ended.


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Jshostar

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:45 pm    
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Nico wrote:
Cows have breasts ?

[Rolling Eyes]


and blue eyes?

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