Anyone wanna share some crazy shit they did while drunk/stoned/wasted/ etc....
Last night we had some good weed and went to walmart where I harassed one of my old coworkers on the door, she had the little walmart smiley stickers and I stole a bunch of them and stickered everything within sight. Then we went tipping portapotties again... cuz that is just damn hilarious to me when im stoned... then we egged my dads car (I havent spoken to my father in over five years) and shot confetti tubes at houses, then pickled some random businesses. I think thats all we did... and then I passed out. lol
Judge:"Why did you set fire to the church?"
Joe: "Well I was really high and...."
that wouldnt be my response... it would more likely be while I was sober that I would burn down a church, and it would be because some hardcore christians wouldnt let me have the same legal rights as any other citizen, and actually pissed me off enough to make me burn down their church. But then again... oh wait! The GOVERNMENT already acts like that! Its just too bad the terrorists didnt take out Capitol Hill.....
(again, incase you didnt see my other post... its really late, I worked long hours with no break, so im kinda pissed off, overtired, and not thinking straight. So I dont know if I mean to offend anyone or not... I just need.... zZzZzZz)
You never think straight Joe... it's just...not natural
haha!!! Your a funny guy
Joe, lay off the drugs man, your going to die someday (someday...might not be because of drugs though ). Where the heck do you live anyway? Were you ever caught doing any of those things?
One Night I Was On E I Drank Alot And I Had Smoked At Leats a Half O Of Weed So I Was doing Good And i am at this party and this sexy chick named jen came threw the door at first i idn't reconize her but then i remeber she went to my school so me and her did a couplle more pills and thedn we went to my buddys place and me and her fucked for like 4 hr's it was intense
Haha...You all know the drugs that I do already...but you don't wana know what I do when Im on them....or more so what I SEE
Me and my friends destroy stuff to, more so sobber then messed up tho. and we never destroy personal/private places. Just corprate buildings, and schools Homes and personal businesses are out of the question thats just plain wrong destroying something someone has worked hard for in life to get. Sex CORPORATIONS THO!
I don't agree in trashing cars and hitting mail boxes and egging homes and all that stuff but me and my friends spray paint downtown alot and sound walls along interstates stuff like that.
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To each there own I guess![[Rolling Eyes]](images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif "Rolling Eyes"){kind=icon}
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). Where the heck do you live anyway? Were you ever caught doing any of those things?![[Very Happy]](images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif "Very Happy"){kind=icon}
Homes and personal businesses are out of the question thats just plain wrong destroying something someone has worked hard for in life to get. Sex CORPORATIONS THO!
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