Momma Jokes

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:24 am Post subject:

I got some....

1. Yo mom is so fat that when she jumps into the air she got stuck.

2. Yo mom is so fat that when she went to the movies she sat beside everyone.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:29 am Post subject:

You're mom is so much like a man, she was at the deli right. And a guy asked for 10 pounds of sausage. She heard him, and pulled down her pants.

Figure it out [Razz]

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:49 pm Post subject:

Keep it CLEAN, please...

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:24 pm Post subject:

your moms so weak that she couldent do a push up even with your dad's help

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:22 pm Post subject:

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:54 pm Post subject:

Sorry for bumping an old topic, but this was my favourite topic because it made me laugh.

I have 2;

- Yo' mama stinks so bad she makes Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, Secret obvious, and Sure confused.

- Yo' mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died.

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:11 pm Post subject:

You're mom is so ugly she makes a onion cry

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:51 pm Post subject:

Uhh uhh.. I was going to say mine.. but then I read keep it CLEAN please..

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:42 pm Post subject:

I used to have a link to a Momma Joke Directory. Lost it though! :@ I'll ask my friend, and if he has it I'll post it, it has hundreds of jokes.

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:50 pm Post subject:

Yoh Momma's So Huge, That When She Puts On A Yellow Jacket And Jumps On The Tampoline, People Stand There Saying; Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset..

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:05 pm Post subject:

Your Mama's so stupid she told you a mama joke and thought it was funny