Corrupt-A-Wish

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:17 am Post subject:

You get great grades, but the whole world makes fun of you for being a nerd, and Bill Gates becomes you're only friend.

I wish I had the money to buy an Xbox 360

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject:

you get one but your house gets broken into, your xbox 360 gets stolen, and your moma gets raped

OH SNAP SON! pure ownage right there, youll be crying for a week non-stop

i wish i was filthy rich

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:45 pm Post subject:

SHIZAM your filthy rich but you have no friends

I wish it was christmas

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:29 am Post subject:

it's christmas ! but all of a sudden it's over cause time flies

I wish I can go to Tokyo again very soon!

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:29 am Post subject:

You get there, but then get lost in translation.

I wish I could be the all time bowl

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:50 pm Post subject:

you are the all time bowl but then you die.

I wish I was rich.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:11 am Post subject:

Now you have too much money!

I wish I was famous

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:06 pm Post subject:

You become famous, but then the paparazzi never leave you alone.

I wish it was Summer.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:55 pm Post subject:

It's summer, and your boyfriend spots a hot mama in a bikini and leaves you

I wish I was taller

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:33 pm Post subject:

You are taller, but now you are so tall that you are mistaken for a viscious monster and you get attacked by the navy.

I wish I had 10 million dollars

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:51 pm Post subject:

You get ten million dollars, but then find out it was actually in South Korean Won instead of dollars, therefore being worth about a tenth of the value [Sad]

I wish it was summer time!